Brianne's rules for Patrick

Boy of boy...Patrick went wayyyy to long living on his own with no girl around. Being up here living in the same apartment with him I have realized that he has gotten VERY lazy and messy. And I know my mom is probably going to say to herself nowwww Brianne wants to be clean! But we have to keep this place clean because living in this very tiny apartment with two people and a mess is just gross. So while I have been sitting on my butt for a couple days being bored out of my mind I have come up with a list of rules for Patrick. Here they are:

1. You MUST always and I mean ALWAYS wear your seatbelt no matter how far you are going. (He has gotten very lazy with this and I wasn't very happy to find that out)

2. You do not live by yourself anymore soooo that means YOU NEED TO PUT THE TOILET SEAT DOWN!!! (If I could take a picture of myself yelling this without looking like a total idiot I would attach that here, but I can't so I have decided to attach a picture of the main problem)

not cool.

3. Scrub the dishes: I know Patrick works a lot of hours and is tired almost alll of the time, BUT there is NO excuse for not scrubbing the dishes before you put them into the dishwasher. (Have you not figured out that this apartment does not offer the state of the art appliances? Just because the dishwasher says its cleaning the dishes doesn't really mean it is. I went to get a fork the other day out of the drawer and our dinner from the night before was still on it. GROSS.) 

4. When you take the last toilet paper out of the packaging THROW THE WRAPPER AWAY!! (I cannot tell you how many empty boxes I threw away when I was cleaning out the pantry) 

5. When it is your turn to clean the dishes after dinner and there is still food on the plate that you put down the drain...make sure to TURN ON the disposal. When our dishwasher is going through its cycles our sink fills up with water and the food that has not gone down the disposal comes back up! Problem: Our sink smells!!! 

6. When I ask you to put your dry clothes from the hanging rack away that doesn't mean take them off the rack and put them into the dryer. That means hang them up in your very large hallway closet! And then don't give me that cute little smirk and laugh when I find out that you put them in the dryer instead of the closet. :) 

7. Last and final rule that I can think of right now....well I wish I could make this a rule. STOP SNORING!!!! ( I know that means that you are probably sleeping really good and I know how important your sleep is with this stressful job, BUT I need to get good sleep too.please.)

But you gotta love him!