I hope this doesn't rub anyone the wrong way about us, but most of you may know that Patrick and I do not sleep in twin beds and we do in fact sleep in the same bed. Say or think what you want. :)
So now onto my story...
Last night was around 4 in the morning I woke up because I realized that I didn't have any sheets. All I had was the comforter and I hate when my feet touch the comforter! I know I am weird! Anyways so I could feel a ball of sheets on my feet, and I knew like always that Patrick had hogged the sheets. So instead of reaching down to grab the sheets I flew my hand behind me and YANKED (and I mean aggressively) what I thought was a ball of sheets. Well when I did that I hear a scream and Patrick say "what the hell are you doing!" I soon realized that what I had grabbed was definitely not the sheets... it was Patrick's crotch! hahahah I could not stop laughing. And even though I thought Pat would be mad he started hysterically laughing as well! It took me forever to go back to sleep because I kept randomly laughing out loud at what I had done. Even today at school I was thinking about it and busted out in a laugh in the middle of me teaching my kids!
Any who I hope you got a good laugh out of this because I know I sure as hell did!
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